The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..