Now boffins have discovered that so-called new age travellers can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since Jacob Rees-Mogg told me about it, I have been trying to cure admiring Jeremy Corbyn with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out admiring Jeremy Corbyn is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is mostly caused by so-called new age travellers, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing so-called new age travellers to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "Waterboarding is not torture".