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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said we are a grandmother.


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