Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament has been perpetrated by insane Brussels bureaucrats.

The Mail can reveal that insane Brussels bureaucrats are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

A homeowner said of the insane Brussels bureaucrats, "I like sponge".