Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in drilling for oil in one family's back garden on an ever more frequent basis.

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.