The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders terrorising innocent investment bankers was Jonathan Aitkin who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..