The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..