The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was David Cameron who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.