Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Eastern European terror gangs have been destabilising the British way of life outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Destabilising the British way of life: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Eastern European terror gangs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.