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I’m not racist but surely allowing communist-sympathisers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that communist-sympathisers aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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