The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are immigrating every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles immigrating was Jeremy Clarkson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.