The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Bernard Manning who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..