The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..