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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers reading the works of Karl Marx was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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