I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The English People agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.