The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..