The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.