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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jim Davidson who today said Ban this sick filth.


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