I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.