The Mail has learned that young muslim men are responsible for defacing statues in Trafalgar Square.

Has the world gone mad? Young muslim men are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Nicolas Sarkozy, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."