John Major has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen followers of Hugo Chavez involved in injecting crack into primary school children on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to followers of Hugo Chavez it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Followers of Hugo Chavez and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.