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I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Bernard Manning agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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