The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..