Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of immigrating has been perpetrated by the politically correct Islington lefties.

The Mail can reveal that the politically correct Islington lefties are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Amanda Platell said of the the politically correct Islington lefties, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".