Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nick Clegg revealed that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nick Clegg went on to say.


Nick Clegg concluded, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".