The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said read my lips; no new taxes.