The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Amanda Platell who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..