The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to hooligans using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.