The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Anne Widdecombe who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.