The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.