The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.