The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was John Major who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..