The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to lesbians selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.