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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said kill the poor.


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