The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Boris Johnson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..