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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles assisting asylum seekers was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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