Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow bleeding heart liberals such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but bleeding heart liberals have this week been revealed as terrorising innocent investment bankers.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps bleeding heart liberals would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of George Osborne who this week said, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising innocent investment bankers is acceptable behaviour.