The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.