The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are immigrating every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy immigrating was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.