Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Corbynites have been eating babies outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Ian Dunkin-Donuts has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Eating babies: The True Face Of Evil", Ian Dunkin-Donuts says, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Corbynites. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.