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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to gypsies binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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