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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said surely something can be done?.


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