The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the Unions are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the Unions pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.