In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that extremists have been causing obesity.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of extremists without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against extremists and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously speaking in support of our campaign said "kill the poor".

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