Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Paedophiles have been eating babies outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Eating babies: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for paedophiles. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.