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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are immigrating every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace immigrating was Paul Dacre who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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