An unnamed source has today said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen miners, bent on revenge involved in eating babies on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to miners, bent on revenge it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Miners, bent on revenge and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.