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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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