The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez destabilising the British way of life was Lala from the teletubbies who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.