Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow bleeding heart liberals such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but bleeding heart liberals have this week been revealed as threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps bleeding heart liberals would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Norman Tebbit who this week said, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is acceptable behaviour.