Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now voting for Jeremy Corbyn. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that hunt sabateours have been voting for Jeremy Corbyn with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for hunt sabateours.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.